Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Matt Mladin - Australian Cry Baby Of All Time

Matt Mladin was an Australian roadracer who went to Europe once upon a time and failed worse than Anthony Gobert in the G.P's, and came here to win our AMA championship a few times before his team mate kicked ass and sent him packing back to fucking Australia so that he could be a miserable moron and cry to the press. Matt's team mate however went on to win the World Superbike championship, something his ex-fuck nugget of a team mate could never do let alone win a single G.P. race in his pathetic career. Ben Spies won the World Superbike title and a G.P. race, yes only 1 before retiring due to injuries suffered in a high speed get off. Matt Mladin would need a lot of luck getting out of the pits on a modern day motoGP bike. Calling Ben Spies a "fucking pussy" for retiring? Give me a break you worthless cretin, how about Casey Stoner jackass? You fucking worthless pile of shit, a friend of mine wanted to beat your ass in Vegas once after the AMA finals and I should have let him do it but I told him to leave you be. You acted like a complete dick the whole time you rode the FBF Ducati and at the last round you pissed off a couple guys one of whom would have beat your ass and I would not have apologized to Eraldo for that at all.
Truth is Matt Mladin got beat by Ben Spies and went home crying all the way, and bigger truth is Matt never won any World Championship period. Australia breeds one type of person no other country can do and that is a cry baby. Podium of Australian cry babies below. Fuck you Matt Mladin, if I see you again it will be me swinging at your fucking big mouth, or should I say cock holster?


#3 Wayne Gardner - At least Wayne was a World Champion but a huge baby, left due to injuries.

#2 Casey Stoner - Another ex-World Champ(Twice in fact), this big baby retired fit because he felt like it I guess.

#1 Matt Mladin - CRY BABY CHAMPION OF ALL TIME(Not a World Championship I know, but he deserves it) Not a single World Championship to his credit...

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