Wednesday, January 15, 2014

This Is Why Nobody Takes Stoners Seriously - Culture Magazine

The other day I caught a glimpse of the cover from a recent if not the latest "Culture" magazine, a glossy publication that caters to pot heads that think they have a medical condition but prefer a party atmosphere over a doctors office, they even have a column called "profile in courage" where they showcase an under 30 something with every gaming side effect known to mankind as a disease or illness, compelling reading if you can sift through all the ads that look like a cross between a rave-hip hop-Grateful Dead show with strippers added for effect. The issue I happened to come across has the Canadian singer Avril Lavigne on the cover and it proclaims her to be the "Princess of Punk". Should I even type anymore? Of course I will, that is why the blog exists, so I can exercise my fingers between coffee mug lifts.
Below are some names I have picked as being a better choice for Princess of Punk, there are plenty more I  am missing so they will be added as I come across them;

1. Dinah Cancer - 45 Grave
2. Penelope Houston - The Avengers
3. Julie Lanfeld - Sin 34
4. Kat Arthur - Legal Weapon
5. Beki Bondage - Vice Squad
6. Rebecca Tucker - Frightwig
7. Candy Del Mar - The Cramps, Red Devils, Toxic Noise
8. Siouxsie Sioux - Siouxsie and The Banshess, Creatures
9. Joan Jett - Runaways, Joan Jett Band
10. Lunachicks - The Whole Fucking Band