Friday, April 12, 2013

Powerful Striking Means!

North Korea yet again sends a message of death and destruction while the world watches for signs that missiles are being readied for launch and an American lawmaker inadvertently reads "classified" info that says well, maybe the North can launch a missile that has a nuke tip and it is possible that it could hit it's intended target, but the reliability of the delivery vehicle is low. Good news.
I got my sales up yesterday and today I will pull out all the stops to unleash my selling mayhem, next weeks paycheck needs all the help it can get. Consumer confidence is low even with gas prices falling, could be new signs of another recession?
It is Friday in this part of the world which means the weekend is closing in and work around the ranch is high on the list of shit to do. I need a helper monkey still.
A 27 year old scientist in Iran claims to have designed a "time machine" that will bring the future to you after 10 years of work, which means this guy started working on this project when he was 17, in this part of the world we call these devices "crystal balls" and they are kind of spotty when it comes to telling the future and Iran wants this thing so they can predict wars and stuff like that, but only 5 to 8 years in advance. The scientist also says they will not launch the prototype at this time because China will steal it and make millions of them...
I can see my future and it involves a shower, getting dressed and going to work. Rock on!