Well what I mean is the United States of America has yet to be hit by missiles my friends but that can change at any time, rest assured I will live as long as I can in the event of a nuclear attack and updating my blog thing until the web dies. Sales are still down and the wanker gap is widening along with jenkem bubbles coming from the earth, the end times are near.
It is Thursday here and the gateway to the weekend is just around the corner and down the street, past the bum(s) if you have them. My lawnmower is dead and my lawn stuff needs cutting so this is now an issue, buying a new mower is out of the question but a used one might be possible. Next year I will purchase a new one off the showroom floor and have a ceremony when I do, upload the video to YouTube and all that.
OK, the time to launch my rocket to work is at hand, I have parked my launcher pointing east and all systems are go, rock on!
