Just where are my fans located?

Here are my numbers so far for the year; I know I am not setting any records here but these are hits from fans who worship me. Who worships you?

Payday means lunch is on me

Taking a long lunch today to go by a gun store near the warehouse I work at to check out a bitchen H&K 91 sniper rifle. The owner is holding it for me on a request from a friend of mine who shops there, who knows I just might come home with a new toy...